Some Requests:

• A herpes germ sang to an epidemiologist

• Congratulation to my ex-wife on her new breast implants

• Will you marry me after living with me for years and having 4 of my children.

• Please dress as Little Bo Peep and recite poems that are written in code that sound like gibberish.

• Please sing to neighbor's dog that we are sorry our dog tried to eat you, and we will pay your vet bill.

• A cowboy in a Bull-Riding competition at the Gilpin County Fairgrounds was turning 21. His mother wanted to embarass him with a Singing-Kissing Cow, flashing her udders in front of the spectators in the middle of the bull pen.

• A gorilla holding a sign at Denver International Airport greeting a blind date.

Funny Situations:

When I was on my way to do a Marilyn job, I decided to put my boobs on in the car. I even took a "spare", just in case. At the 1st red light, I blew up a balloon, and put in on the left. Then I blew up the 2nd, and it looked kind of funky. Sure enough, it popped when I started to put it in. No problem, I thought cockily, I have my spare! I blew it up, and oh no! It popped, too! Now I was in trouble! I was blocks away and only had one boob! Time to improvise. I surveyed what I had in the car. Towell...too big. Cape...too big...wig! I tried the wig, and it was just a little bit too small, smashed down too easily. Needed something to make it stay out. I know, let me tear the top off of this Wendy's cup! I stuck that on my boob, the wig on top and around it, and Shazam! I had a boob! As I sang the telegram, and the man stared admiringly at my boob, I thought: Here was this man, drooling over these big luscious breasts, probably thinking "I wonder what her cup size is!" Little did he know, it was size large from Wendy's!

Just sang to a woman having a 50th birthday. Her friend in Oklahoma wanted to tease her that she was “getting Old” by sending an Old Man with a beer belly. His wife decided to dress up and come along just for fun.
I was wearing warm-up pants, a scraggly gray wig and a safari hat. She was wearing an old lady dress, shawl and a goofy straw hat covered with flowers.
The Birthday Girl was thrilled and surprised. She was so amused, that when she tried to talk to us, she lost ALL control of her faculties, and a big glob of drool came flying out of her mouth! This won the ultimate academy award for her singers who rolled over in laughter.